What Libertarians Hate

Libertarians really really really don't like government. Like a lot. Like the government is worse than everything. In their eyes, the government is like the Eye of Sauron, looming over everything bent on destroying and making itself more powerful by deceiving the laypeople. They think that government started when a bunch of warriors got together and started making everyone do what they wanted, and that government still hasn't changed. They even think that American's elaborate government of checks and cross-checks on government branches power is evil. Taxation is theft, serving on a jury is slavery, and everything the government does is downright evil.