War At the Venlets?

OK so we went to the Venlet's house on Saturday night and of course, went outside and naturally, we immediately started a war. I and Brendan were outlaws who hid in the thickets with a bunch of awesome weaponry (Including a wooden Warhammer). We went walking down the road armed to the teeth and for some strange reason, we were attacked by Noah and Joel. They must have thought we were going to steal their lands. Anyway, we would have beaten them into the ground, but the cowards summoned their allies and we were attacked from behind by Aric and Joel. So after busting a couple of their weapons, we charged backward (It wasn't a retreat it was charging backward!) and hid in a thicket in the valley behind their house. Unfortunately, the valley was surrounded by a pincer move. We valiantly charged and broke through their lines, returning to our home, which was promptly surrounded and invaded. Then we had a big battle in the front yard, which resulted in the pathetic weapons being smashed to bits by Brendan's Warhammer. In the end, we made an alliance with Jerod and Noah as Aric and Joel fled from the field. Victory! This song pretty much captures the entire war: https://youtu.be/y2EnV6wunZY