A Funny Thing Happened

Our new weapons of war, four Black Ops Airsoft Pistols will be coming today. At least they better. A funny thing happened last night. A UPS truck pulled into our driveway. Everyone was like OK our stuff is here now, and ran to secure Howard before he tore the trespasser to pieces. The truck then promptly ran over our lawn and then pulled out. In a rage, we unleashed Howard, who ripped the truck to pieces and dragged the driver to a desert island somewhere as punishment. Oh well.