Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Outlines of Church History

One day, a whole bunch of Puritans up and moved to the Netherlands, and then up and moved to America. There they got to hang out with Indians and preach the Gospel to them. They built some settlements and got everything the way they liked it. Then it all blew up in their faces. The Indians, incensed to some unknown reason, brought fire and tomahawks through their settlements. However, eventually, the uprising was put down. Also, before this happened, a bunch of Jesuits tried to blow up some Protestants with gunpower before a guy with the awesome name of Guy Fawkes found them and arrested a bunch of them. Naturally, all of the Jesuit's popularity went down the tubes, but that didn't mean they were all bad. One preached in India and had great success, before moving on to Japan, where he translated the Creeds. He would have gone to Chine, but he died. Oh well.

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