1. mom:hows your grades? son: underwater. mom: what do you mean? son: there below C/sea level! 2. what do kind of fish repairs things? a hammer head shark!!!! 3. what do you call a alligator detective? investi-gator!!!!!! 4.mom:(opening the door)yes.are you the cleaners? cleaner man: yep right here. mom:i didn't mean cleaner fish!!!!!!!!
Hm... somehow I think you made up that last one.
ReplyDeleteYour Mom needs a capital letter, Andrew. She's IMPORTANT!